sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone.
The New Yorker (via showslow)

(Source: candysoda)

  • First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  • Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.


lizthefangirl:

throughmusicmysoulbegantosoar:

My family doesn’t mess around when it comes to Christmas cookies.

sorry is your family a small country


darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

(Source: lameboob)